Friday, March 5, 2010

a tale of justice

My office faces a busyish street, and for the past couple weeks I've occasionally heard someone blowing a super obnoxious car horn. It kind of sounds like a train horn, plus it's loud. A few days ago when I was leaving work, I identified the culprit--he drives a light blue Accord with tinted windows. A couple days ago when My Husband The Cop was picking me up from work, I heard that goddamn horn and saw the car again. I told him, "There's that dickhole with that loud fucking horn". We happened to get behind him on the way home, and My Husband the Cop witnessed him blowing the horn a couple of times (apparently the dude thinks his horn is really cool and makes his penis look larger, because he is all the time blowing it). It turns out the horn is loud enough to constitute a violation, so MHTC had me write down the license number and pertinent car information. He will be tracking the guy down next week and delivering a ticket, and I only wish he could videotape the moment so I could see the guy's face when it happens. That would be sweet.