Alleged Miscreant: Why are you frisking me but you're not frisking her?!
My Husband the Cop: Because she's 5"2', weighs 100 pounds, and is a crying 18 year old girl. You're bigger, there's two of you, and you do have a tattoo of a cock on your neck.
Alleged Miscreant's Brother: HAHAHAHA I told you not to get that tattoo!
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